‘If you don’t like me, and still watch my every move.. Bitch, you’re a fan!’

P1080155

‘Let me demonstrate.’

P1080156

‘You are still following me.’

P1080157

‘Even now.’

P1080158

‘Even now!’

 

P1080159

‘What?’

P1080160

‘You have one premisse wrong, sheep 1. The whole sentence can be a truth, but by assuming they follow you, perhaps because they are a fan even, that doesn’t mean they don’t like you. Not everysheep is grown up enough to do this kind of logic because also mine doesn’t wrap much brain around it. It doesn’t add up, somehow.’

P1080161

‘How can we change this, sheep 2?’

P1080162

‘Hop on my back, sheep 1. Maybe if you get more distance, you will see clearer?’

P1080163

‘I see what you mean, sheep 2. I did hop on your back. But I didn’t see things more clear. That could be that back hopping is not the solution? Or that back hopping does not guarantee ‘more distance’? Or that more distance doesn’t mean a clearer view?’

P1080164

‘It can be something else..’

P1080165

‘Who are you? Are you just another white sheep? Or sheep 3?’

P1080166

‘If you are talking to me, I am sheep 4. There is two of us now, see?’

P1080167

‘I can understand, sheep 1, that all this is quite confusing. Let me hop on the back of sheep 3 so I can level with you.’

P1080168

‘Haha, sheep 4, are you grabbing sheep 3 by the ears to mount, do we see correctly? We never thought about doing that.’

P1080169

‘You saw correctly, sheep 1. This is the end justifying the means. And sheep 3 understands this.’

P1080170

‘What was the issue again, sheep 1?’

P1080171

‘Well, sheep 2 offered a back hopping so I could see things more clear. But I ended up only higher from the ground. But still in a fog. And sheep 2 said that my premisse was wrong.’

P1080172

‘Hmm.. he could be right. But not this time. There is a simpler explanation for your fog, sheep 1. You hopped on the wrong back. You should have talked to me instead.’

P1080173

‘And it’s sheep 2 and 4 that belong together, see?’

P1080174

They are quite alike yes.

P1080175

‘So, we’ll just let them leave, just wait..’

P1080176

‘Until they’re out of the picture..’

P1080177

‘And then you can tell me what is bothering you.’

P1080178

Oh, is there a what’s bothering you meeting? Can I join you guys?

P1080179

‘Eh, sheep 5, perhaps you could talk to sheep 6 here? Otherwise things get really confused, with all these numbers. And I’d like to stick to my number one in life..’

P1080181

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