James is no pussy.
Even when wearing a dress, he still is no pussy.
Because James is the King of Casein.
And James knows what you can do with just a little bit of powder. The only little bit is the amount of 20 grams.
And then he needs to fill two glass cups. Not with feet, though.. he’s not Cinderella, although he is wearing a dress.
The glass cup gets filled with ice cubes. Six is enough.
The other one with frozen strawberries. 100 grams is enough.
And some milk, 60 grams is enough.
James is not a pussy, he knows how to work the big stuff, like blenders.
So first we’re gonna crush that ice. Till it’s near powder.
Then we add the frozen strawberries and crush them too. They stick together a little, but that’s fine.
Add the powder. Add the milk. And mix!
It looks kinda weird, like this, a little gummy, tight. We’re not done though. Because now we trade the mixer for a fluffer!
Fluff shit up for about five minutes. Like life, there are no pointers when things are perfect, you just have to go along as you fluff. But one thing is sure: the stuff will fluff!
It’s near perfection when it doesn’t drip out of the cup, because we’re not making a milkshake today.
Serve with a smile.
Oh, sorry, serve with a spoon we mean.
And with a tip on your nose.
Because although you wear a dress, and you just made a pink protein fluff, you are the most manly sheep I’ve ever seen with a nose like that.