One of the better times of day is when sheep really want to hang out with you. They want to sit with you, be with you, look at you, talk to you. You know.. you can be changed if you really listen to them. ‘Change me’, McDreamy said.
Mmmmkay.. let’s see. We did -finally- go to the store for a change. For change. And because of our country taking better care of the environment, no free plastic bags are handed out when you buy something, so you just take your own along. And because we got handed out multiple plastic bags in the past, when we bought something, we have plenty. Capital P? Potamotrygorgeous? No, plenty! Plenty of bags.
‘What’s this?’ McDreamy asked. Cotton. Percal. Soft. Crisp. Luxurious. I especially like the latter term. Luxurious!’
‘You bought more luxuriousness?! Ooooh goodie!’
‘I like! I like! I don’t know what it is, but I like the color! I like it that you bought something. I like that there are three!’
‘If I go lie on them, I can pretend it’s a bed..’
‘See, Potamotrygorgeous? Change is coming..’
McDreamy was correct. Change can be in the littlest of things.. We explained that he was covering himself in mattress protector. It’s not just important to protect your skin when you go out, or protect your sex when you go eh.. well you know.. same goes for mattresses. Protect them.
And McDreamy did a great job putting the cover on!
Although the elastic sometimes was a big too tight.
‘Still here, still here!!’
‘Now I sure can sleep on this thing, it sure is luxurious, as the wrapper said it would be. Funny how words work sometimes. Call something beautiful and it becomes just that! I am gonna experiment with that a bit from now on. See how the world can change if you just change your vocabulary.’
But we were not done..
Yes. Because we have a mattress protector. But what protects the mattress protector?
‘You mean putting on two condoms?’
Ehh,.. just put it on the mattress, sweetie.
‘I am done now, yes?’
Looks like we are on our own here.. Thank you for helping changing the sheeps, ehh.. sheets!
*note to self: next time refrain from making comparisons with anything having to do with sex..