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We caught Elsa outside. She was contemplating something. Suicide or something. Or something else with an S. So much starts with S! And if not, it either contains an S or ends with an S! And if not, then not.

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You know what gets me through the day sometimes, Elsa said to balcony sheep.

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You know on especially those days when time just doesn’t seem to pass, and you feel stuck?

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I cook, Elsa said to balcony sheep.
I make enormous amounts of food.
So I cannot leave this world without first having to eat it all.

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I make appointments in the far future, Elsa said to balcony sheep.
I have a date planned in December, I planned that in February already.
So I cannot leave this world without first fulfilling that appointment.

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I make enormous mess in the kitchen, Elsa said to balcony sheep.
This way I first have to clean it all up before I can leave.

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And when nothing works, Elsa said to balcony sheep, I think of a 5 liter bucket of mayonaise. Who comes up with shit like that? Who in the world came up with this thing called ‘we need a 5 liter bucket of mayonaise’? Was it someone who was low on energy? What was he thinking? Was he planning ahead as well? If so, that’s what I call perspective!

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