If you were my woman, Gustav said, I would kiss you all over.

But first I would court you, of course.

I would take you to dinner in the meadow.

But I would first hold your hand, of course.

I would lavish you with gifts, pink colored, sweet scented, and rosy looking.

But I would first ask you if you aren’t allergic to flowers of course.

And then you would know what it’s like to be loved as a sheep must be loved.

But first..


Say whut?!